Kyle Mooney is an absolute master of cringey and awkward characters. I’m a big fan.

yes. i mean he jumped in the air to try to block the shot and his arm spun out a little. I don’t understand the causal distinction that someone is making between his body being the air and his arm spinning out from his body because of the centrifugal force of him jumping in. Everything he did was on purpose but we’re…

Neymar and Tuchal also both said that it shouldn’t have been a penalty because the shot wasn’t on target, which simply has no basis in reality or the LOTG.

Handball yes, but the ball was going about 20 yards over the goal. Zero chance of being on frame - which doesn’t change anything, but, yeah.

Alternative option to setting up a dogsitter: get a doghouse and leave that fucker outside. Mine is outside for all but an hour or two a day and it’s a wonderful arrangement. Granted, he was kind of an asshole as a puppy (biting, etc.) and we have an 18 month old so we have to keep him outside, but now I will never…

As someone with two dogs who piss and shit on the dining room rug whenever it’s raining, I’d be perfectly content with them doing their business on the easily cleaned porcelain surfaces of our bathroom. 

wut? Man I’m 35 and married with a mortgage and car and all that shit. I do not have jack shit organized. I get like a big envelope and put the year’s tax shit in there and dump it in my desk at the office so it isn’t in the way at home. Every three years I shred the oldest tax shit.

Isn’t the only answer to the “what should Zion do?” question “whatever the fuck Zion wants to do”? I get the wisdom in sitting out (and there’s no wisdom playing on a hobbled leg) but if he’s fully back and wants to try and win a championship with a bunch of friends before he becomes a millionaire, that sounds kinda…

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

Hahaha, yes. If people were making up stories about me and saying it to the guy I’m interested in, I have no idea how I would react. I expect I’d be pissed and rude and sort of feel like I was taking crazy pills. I don’t understand why people didn’t learn from Onyeka... Especially Tayshia.... Wasn’t Tayshia the one…

I google “facial expressions when lying” while watching this episode. Cassie and Caelyn both seemed to look to the right a lot and also close their eyes for long length of time which could mean they are lying. LOL.

Betting he pays Ortiz 45k, to make it the 50k that “he requested.”

The clenched fist says everything

The Bay Bridge only goes one way. Or so it seems.

But they never want to take BART either!

I live in the North Bay, where the dating scene is practically non-existant. Here are the two major issues I often encountered:

I never wanted to be That Person, but goddamn I hate Miles Teller and his stupid face. Like anything he's in I'm guaranteed to find him an unlikeable, uncharismatic asshole. In the right context that leans into that (Whiplash) he can work, but as a leading man I'm ever meant to sympathize with? No, get him out of…

That’s certainly a worthwhile lesson to take to heart, albeit one more likely to be learned from Jason “No, The Other One... No, The Other Other One; The Dude Who Shot That Guy Was Jayson” Williams- or perhaps T.E. Lawrence- than Hurley, whose crash involved an SUV and a station wagon.

A local bar does buffalo chicken thighs because thighs are better than both wings and drumsticks.

I’m waiting for elliptical machines to become the Hot New Thing again.