Except it actually is a fact that, out of 25 postseason starts, Kershaw has ~10 truly bad performances and ~10 unquestionably good performances. The other few are just middle of the road. For a legendarily good starting pitcher to have as many postseason chances as he has and to be as likely to pitch poorly (or at…

Tayshia would be Becca 2.0.

My one-year-old cat is essentially impossible to hold onto in the rare instances when she wants to get away and she’s A) a house cat literally bred to be chill as hell and B) weighs all of 14 pounds.

I thought the first season - in addition to simply being way better and more fun than a lifelong fan of The Karate Kid ever could’ve hoped - did a really good job of showing both Johnny and Daniel as sympathetic yet flawed. Neither is purely the villain or good guy, kinda like real people.

He turned maybe 135 degrees - nothing close to a full spin. Just a shoulder turn (because he saw the kick coming).

The only way sticking your arm out like that and leaving it there makes any sense in a natural, necessary way for an athlete is if you’re a figure skater attempting a 360 jump. Reaching your hand forward is not how you start to create momentum for a jump.

And he didn’t even use his arm for thrust, he simply stuck it out and left his elbow hanging out there during his half-assed jump. He wasn’t even trying to jump high, he was trying to make himself big and block the shot.

And couple that with people simply refusing to acknowledge the obvious, such as the fact Kimpembe saw the shot coming from a mile away and stuck his arm out before doing anything else. There was nothing accidental or natural about his reaction to the shot. You don’t need to stick your elbow out (directly toward the…

Fair enough. I had the same train of thought on the foul giving Porto a PK. I wanted the PK, but the play made me think “that ball was uncatchable,” but in soccer terms.

Credit to TNT/BR Live for showing this match’s extra time when it easily could’ve used the opporunity to make those without a BR Live subscription “pay” for not having paid for a subscription.

I’d call the replay clear and obvious. Kimpembe saw Dalot’s approach and kick coming, willingly and unnecessarily stuck his arm out and only then jumped/turned while leaving his arm out. It wasn’t just a natural split-second reaction, it was a choice to stick his arm out first and foremost. The view from behind Dalot s…

That’s probably ideal, but most of the dog owners I’ve known as an adult have been single people in an apartment and/or shared home, which I’ve always found preposterous. Why would anyone have a damn dog at home under those circumstances?

The only mayonnaise mashup that truly matters is Nando’s Perinaise.

Every time one of these women reveals that they were married or engaged to someone they’d been with for six or eight years after meeting in high school or college who they never or only very late in their relationship had sex with, I think both A) that’s probably a good fit for Colton......and B) please leave this…

I’m 36 and neither married nor mortgaged. I have a small drawer with all the records it seems like I should keep - taxes, pink slips, etc. I really don’t feel like this is insufficient, especially considering how many records I could access online anyway.

Yeah, this dog owner knows their shit. The dog in question is saving them from literally the biggest pain in the ass thing about owning a dog, which is having to report home consistently/promptly (or set up a damn sitter) just to take their dog outside for a shit.

“How dare this person who is a great basketball player that we all desperately want to watch play basketball also want to play basketball?!”

Almost immediately after this exchange Twitter lit up with a video of Meadows speaking at a Tea Party rally and telling the crowd (of handfuls, I assume), “2012 is the time we are going to send Mr. Obama home to Kenya, or wherever it is.”

I’ve recently decided that the worst flights are short flights because they’re essentially all takeoff and landing. My last trip was a quick one between the Bay Area and San Diego, with each takeoff or approach worse than the last.

There’s an extremely common sense reason top college coaches are so famous: they’re the constant while the players come and go every 1-4 years. It behooves ESPN to make a huge deal about these coaches because they’ll be on the sidelines for decades and can be sold as stars regardless of what type of team they have in…