hellacalves
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hellacalves

Yeah, I was thinking, “So by ‘sequel’ you mean ‘not sequel.’”

I don’t go to Taco Bell for “real Mexican food.” It’s not like people sit at home fantasizing about their favorite type of mole sauce and then hit up TB to scratch that itch with a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I don’t get to the TB drive thru and react in shock when there’s no lengua option on the menu.

I find it funny that you’re critiquing film criticism by saying that criticism that claims to be the truth is bad/wrong yet your very black-and-white critique of criticism itself is touted by you as fact. But I guess you didn’t assign the wrong type of film criticism an “F,” so you can just let yourself off scot-free!

“What is ‘D’ anyway, and if a movie Ds in the woods with no one there to D it, did it ever really D at all?”

Um, no. Just because people like me watched Bright and The Cloverfield Paradox once doesn’t mean they were well-received. They were still disappointing even if my response to seeing them after knowing they were poorly reviewed was, “It was fine, but I get the reviews and don’t necessarily disagree with the consensus,”

They don’t want to ban them, they simply want to “transparency” them away from their town’s library. I mean, it’s not like they want to burn books.....but it is cold in Iowa, so I suppose they’re open to it for practical purposes.

Speak for yourself. It’s the only fast food place that never makes me feel gross or guilty. I mean, how offensive to taste buds or stomachs can something like Taco Bell’s Double Decker Taco be?

Bringing the sauce back was cool to do, but after the first attempt McDonald’s should’ve been like, “Fuck these guys...”

Sure...but how much did you pay for your packet of szechuan sauce?

Same here. He’s got a good smile, plus there’s the whole, charming, talented, good guy stuff... But she’s Lupita Nyong’o! She’s too good for everyone including an actor who grew up in New Jersey.

Sign me up. If it’s anything like “Thanksgiving,” it’ll be great.

On the other hand, this is the most compelling evidence yet for Kim being not so bad. I had mac ‘n cheese with a cut up hot dog mixed in for dinner last night and it was delicious. Also, it’s Anthony Bourdain’s love for hot dogs that ultimately made me like him. Also also, kids like hot dogs. Every little kid I’ve

I visited the PAM in November and vividly remember at least one of his large portraits being on display. It was fucking magnificent. I’m no art connoisseur, but it just floored me. It is perfect.

How exactly did Cristiano “blunder” in his second when he clearly had almost no time to react yet still got into the only position that would allow him to pretty cleanly knee the ball into the net? It didn’t exactly ricochet in off his face. They showed like three camera angles that made the goal look pretty damn

Ugh, Patrick Conner is the lone personality on KNBR who lives down to the worst stereotypes. He started his day being offended by Gregg Popovich (as well as the two real hosts of KNBR’s 6-9am show) rightly calling the United States a racist country and capped it off with analysis of a teenage gold medalists looks.

The only contestants worse than those reiterating their readiness for marriage are those who also just know which fellow contestants aren’t ready. Like, “There’s no way that 22-year-old could possibly be ready, she’s not worldly and experienced like me, the savviest 25-year-old alive.”

I’m gonna go with other forms of hand delivery not being self-important enough methods of delivery. Is this also how she has photos delivered before deciding whether or not they’re worthy of being posted to her Instagram?

I’m pretty sure she could’ve just used Dropbox, though her paying for this style of hand delivery is like me losing a quarter from my pocket.

Well, my older brother’s 11-year-old friends saw it at the theater nine times that summer for a reason!

Judging by most of the comments here, I’m thinking nobody else actually watched Jimmy G play this season. The dude’s legit....2 Legit 2 Quit....Jimmy Le-Gee-t!