You’re just throwing up a bunch of numbers that don’t say anything about Garoppolo’s performance yet pushing them as some sort of legit evidence. I mean, I could just as easily list a bunch of names like Trent Taylor, Marquise Goodwin, Garrett Celek, George Kittle, Louis Murphy and Kendrick Bourne, as proof that, ya…

Ah yes, the real issue here is that those of us who favor human rights are making those who are anti-LGBTQ feel guilty instead of letting them feel nothing at all as they actively support politicians/religions/BS, etc. that are anti-LGBTQ. Human rights don’t matter, what really matter are conservative feelings of…

I feel the same way, but about “Pensacola, CA.”

Then again, Brandin Cooks is 5'10" and 185 pounds while Malcolm Jenkins is 6'0" and 204 pounds. I don’t think weight/size limits will make much difference, plus it will never happen outside of youth football. The most dangerous hits tend to take place in open field where those guys weighing 285+ don’t usually venture.

Yep, he’s pretty good for basketball, but when he calls football games he tries to will/scream every pass that’s more than 15 yards downfield into being the biggest, most exciting play in the history of the sport.

And on the other end of the shitty advertising spectrum from the tone deaf stuff like MLK ad are those like Kraft’s “Family Greatly” that are somehow created and approved by people who get paid to use words well.

I enjoyed watching Jackass (and still enjoy watching The Dudesons, for that matter) knowing full well that I would neither try nor subject anyone else to the shit those guys pulled, and I’m a person who has been lauded for my conscientiousness to the point it’s made me uncomfortable. So, uh, no, one’s enjoyment of…

I was more concerned by the fact that any possible PI will inevitably be called/uncalled in the Patriots’ favor. It happened against Jacksonville and it happened again yesterday. An Eagles DB with a hand on a hip? PI. A Pats DB holds a WRs arm down or shoves them way early? Nothin’.

Hey, it’s what Russ and Adams should’ve done to that jackass on the court last night, okay?!

The answer to this question is always clock stopped with only enough time for one play, underdog with the ball in legitimate TD-scoring range (inside the 15) and trailing by 4-6 points, and then scoring a walk-off TD. Maybe even throw in a few game-extending defensive penalties like that KC at Oakland game and have it…

There are a lot of people I wish were up for an “abortion reversal,” except they’re not currently pregnant women, they’re people like this Lloyd fucker, and I think time travel may be part of the process. I don’t know...I still haven’t worked out all the kinks.

Whichever team it is, get ready to win as many as NINE games next season, Unknown Team’s fans!

N64 is the system from my formative years that now makes me feel the oldest (I’m 35). Every guy I know who’s in his 20s talks about N64 like I talk about NES and SNES, yet I played it for the first time about a month ago. WTF is with that controller, BTW?

Through their age 33 seasons (supposedly Barry’s last clean one; Ted’s age 33 season isn’t included because he played just six games), here are the 162-game averages of Bonds, Mays and Williams:

It makes no sense to keep pretending Bonds and Clemens are the only two HOF-eligible greats to have “tainted” the game, or that their late-career use of PEDs somehow made their respective 20-plus-year careers wholly fraudulent.

The whole mic drop thing is totally overplayed, but, damn, it really fits here. Slow clap for Judge A.

It’s a fantastic, utterly rewatchable comedy. I was lucky enough to see it during its limited theatrical release and the audience was dying. I’d be hard pressed to think of a time I’ve laughed harder at the theater than I did during the sandwich line.

There are things I refuse to believe. I simply do not believe for a second that any sports fan actually prefers a heartbreaking loss to a 30-point loss in a meaningful game. If I was a Saints fan, I would have stared at the wall in seething silence for about 15 minutes and/or broke an inanimate object (something easy…

Well, where else will the money for the school president’s raise come from?

Her 20-minute video response is a great way to ensure she’ll get zero sympathy from anyone outside her existing sphere of “influence.” The ability of these YouTube personalities to essentially spoof themselves by doing the exact wrong thing you’d expect from them, inadvertently making things worse is always a good…