Who’s the “serious Clark” and what’s the question, Curt?

It’s really just about being conscientious and also not oblivious. I went through a stretch a few years ago while regularly dating where I had a string of flings with women who had at-home parking situations ranging from challenging to semi-preposterous, yet none of them felt the need to enlighten me beforehand to the…

If you refuse to watch any movie on the big screen that isn’t in IMAX/3D then you’re basically skipping like 95% of the most “film buff” films out there, Film Buff. You’ll get plenty of XXX sequels and Resident Evil: I Can’t Believe There Are Six of These with the occasional Dunkirk mixed in, but absolutely none of…

Yep, the $100 gift card I gave my brother and sister-in-law is more of my net worth than $200k is to Kanye’s $145 million. They’re both lame gifts, but I win, obviously.

Crunchy Cheetos and chocolate milk. It probably sounds off-putting, but it nails the salty and sweet thing. I really lucked out as a kid when I first stumbled upon this combo because I liked each item on its own and grabbed them without considering how they’d taste together. Lo and behold, they happen to taste MFing…

As someone who has been to Philadelphia all of one time, but stayed in University City and was hanging around Center City in the middle of the day before taking the subway to a Phillies game, the sports complex doesn’t feel far from “downtown” at all; it’s a straight shot with just a handful of stops along the way.…

As far as egregious missed calls go, the non-call in question ranks at about a 2 or 3 on a 1-10 scale. Two superstars, contact, a defender with a 7'0" wingspan reaching across the shooter’s body for the ball and getting it.

Fun fact: egg nog is just the result of some jokesters trying to figure out a way to create something I’d hate using ingredients I love. They were like, “Let’s use all the remaining eggs and put ‘egg’ in the name so he doesn’t realize it’s shit.” I can drink it in cocktail form, but it tastes like liquid salt water…

Well, the point was that NFL stadiums sit there unused 80-plus percent of the year, even one that’s also home to an MLS team. ~20 Atlanta United home matches plus ~10 Falcons games is ~30 days out of 365. You can safely add another ~10 days of events ranging from college football to concerts to the Final Four (the…

I won’t argue against giving Lynch the damn ball near the goalline (hmm, I feel like we’ve seen it before...), but the number of carries Lynch gets doesn’t change the fact the Raiders just aren’t good.

I feel like this was written two months ago, but I guess it just should’ve been. As far as the actual basketball goes, Ball’s the third most intriguing youngster on the Lakers.

mother! was made for people who very much want others to know they’re deep thinkers as well as very creative minds who’re extremely knowledgeable, and if you didn’t like the movie you obviously just didn’t get it.

It’s the opposite for me, but I found 2049 to be wonderful and worth seeing more than once on the big screen.

Not true. They can just move Posey to first and have Belt (who is actually above average too, in addition to Panik, though not exactly part of a Murderer’s Row) play left-center.

Count me in. None were assists, especially the Simmons pass. I spent about 10 years as a sportswriter - of the “cover tons of high school and junior college games and keep my own stats” variety - and then a few years as the SID at the NAIA/D-III level.

As someone who’s kept official stats as both a journalist and a sports information director, I wouldn’t have given an assist on any of the above examples, especially the first. Those are youth league assists, not prep/college/pro-level assists. It’s like giving a college baseball player a base hit just because the…

As a back sleeper, I can sleep just about anywhere. The only caveat is that I can’t sleep regularly on a bed that has too much give. I bought a foam mattress for $150 at Ikea five years ago and was certain I’d have to replace it after a year because it’s about four inches thick, but it has held up tremendously well.

I was incredulous reading a lot of the draft analysis of Tatum, much of which treated him like he was a small forward version of Jahlil Okafor. There was even a debate on The Ringer pitting two idiots who had Tatum as their ninth best prospect versus the one voice of reason who had him number two.

Georgetown also pulled out of the PK80 in August rather than suffer the indignity of playing legitimate non-conference competition. So it didn’t just put together a weak schedule, it actively ran away from real opponents as if playing a top five Michigan State team and an okay Oregon team at neutral sites in November…

And what about the Sonoma Stompers?