In general, if I’m eating Mexican food, I want to pay for the food I eat and not all the bullshit around it that upscale places push. I avoid those types of places like the plaque because I don’t want to pay $20 for tiny “artisanal” enchiladas just so I can eat them out of a cast iron dish while surrounded by an…

Irony doesn’t really help push it into “acceptable term to use exclusively to indicate whether or not you came” territory if you ask me or the guy whose so put off by his girlfriend’s overuse of the term that he’s asking asking around for the best way to say, “Please stop using the word ‘nut’ like you’re a 15-year-old…

While we’re at it, is there a simple way for me to a second, larger belly button somewhere off to the side of my stomach? That’s something I want even more than a real or faux iPhone X notch.

Using “nut” like that sounds stupid, but, more importantly, I’m guessing she’s never stopped to think of the word’s origin and how her lack of nuts might pertain to the word’s use (or misuse).

Seriously, it looks like that is literally the only exercise he does at the gym, which would make sense considering the uber-dork fist pump and the fact he acts like a guy who would focus exclusively on one lift so he could say he lifts X amount in some way.

Before now, I’d never heard of anyone NOT finding Stevie hilarious, so...“watch it, ass blood!”

It looks like some people got offended and stopped reading before the serial killer analogy.

And double secret retroactively eligible to play for NC-Chapel Hill.

I had a few pairs of Gold Toe dress socks and they were the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever had on my feet, and that includes shoes that gave me blisters. I think Gold Toe designs its socks to produce sweat and promote athlete’s foot.

As a Portugal supporter, I don’t disagree with your assessment of Switzerland’s draw. As I was writing my most recent comment, Italy’s Macedonia matches occurred to me, so I conveniently left them out. Outside of Spain, Italy’s group was weak, but I’m sure it would’ve preferred playing in a group that was tougher one…

Well, ya know, some of us aren’t shitheels, and non-shitheels tend to have non-shitheel friends. At least that’s my personal life experience.

Absolutely. Italy wasn’t good enough even though it should be way too good to lose a two-leg playoff to Sweden. Italy, even with its history and talent and pedigree, lost to teams like Spain and Sweden (ask France how tough it is to beat them) though. I can make up excuses for that. You can’t make excuses for the…

I know this goes deeper than one or two matches, and every time I’ve watched one of Italy’s youth teams play at the U-20 World Cup or U-21 Euro I’m underwhelmed, but eventually the luck of the draw will get you even if you’re Italy, even in qualifying. And even if Italy looked poor for most of the playoff, it wasn’t…

Probably mostly getting drawn into a group with Spain and then drawing Sweden in a playoff rather than Northern Ireland, Ireland or Greece. So, ya know, pretty much the same thing as losing a match to Trinidad & Tobago’s “B” team when a draw gets you to Russia.

This seems like a situation where you can be happy that someone outspoken and influential is putting something in a way it’s rarely communicated, which may resonate with someone new because of who said it and how they said it, while at the same time thinking, “That sounds pretty fucking stupid though.”

Duke was a mess last season for a lot of reasons,but Tatum was the least of its worries even on defense. I was stunned to see NBA writers arguing that Tatum should get drafted ninth last summer. They found a way to talk themselves into giving him too low of a ceiling and WAY too low of a floor. They get paid to cover…

No comparison. But knowing that any frozen food has its limitations, frozen pizza can still taste pretty good. You know what you’re getting into when you buy it, so it’s not like you pull it out of the oven expecting your favorite restaurant pizza. It just features lesser versions of the same ingredients.

In response to a few different comments here, it is an apology and, as far as these types of apologies go, it is much closer to good than bad.

You do what I do, which is go to rinse off a dish and bitch out loud to yourself and no one else, “Where’s the sponge? Who doesn’t put a sponge back?!”

I have plenty of problems with replays (and plenty of other stuff) in the NFL, but it sure seems like it’s still watchable. Viewership declining by eight percent does not mean it’s unwatchable. 15 million people tuning in to each nationally televised game hints at football being watchable.