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Hugh-Jack Mancrush
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Blatant lies about the frequency of replays in NFL games doesn’t help your argument. 3-5 replays per drive? No, not even close. In 2016 it was 1.3 per game. From 1999-2016, it was also 1.3 per game. And teams average about 12 possessions per game, so it’s actually 0.05 reviews per drive.

I’ve always been pro-replay, but I was about done with it in soccer after last summer’s Confederations Cup barring sweeping changes to the system. I just don’t think replay works in soccer unless they expedite the process. I’ve seen matches where they quickly review an offside call/non-call and get it right. I’ve

It’s a french meat tart pastry thing. Of course the one frozen “pizza” he likes isn’t even a pizza. And it’s from Trader Joe’s, the shopping home of people who are very confident in their very strong opinions about food.

Well, buttered bread isn’t weird, so it must be acceptable even if it’s not usually eaten sandwich style. As a kid I would occasionally put a twist on my go-to baloney and cheese where I’d toast the bread, butter it and then add the B&C, that’s it. It’s delicious.

Totino’s was the only frozen pizza I ate as a kid and I still love it. Also, I’ve only had one or two store-brand frozen pizzas I fully didn’t like because they were too chemically. I honestly feel that if you say you love pizza, but then you act like frozen pizza is inherently bad, you don’t really love pizza, you

Oh, jeez, Cavs fans are patting themselves on the back now for knowing Kyrie’s good, seriously? “Seven months ago” Kyrie was in the midst of a season during which he averaged 25 points and 6 assists for the reigning NBA champs, and he was less than a year removed from his title-winning dagger, no legitimate basketball

Obviously, but to me it didn’t come across as well as the characters Danny McBride plays in shows and movies he writes with/for Jody Hill, for instance. Jemaine Clement’s character shows himself to be more and more of a self-serving a-hole and then never redeems himself. It doesn’t surprise me that EvS is the only

I just remember disliking Jemaine Clement’s character, who I didn’t expect (or want) to be a complete a-hole.

Just watched Boy over the weekend (it’s on Amazon Prime) and it’s so, so good. Between What We Do In The Shadows, Hunt for the Wilderpeople and Boy, Taika Waititi is untouchable; he can write, direct and act in anything he wants as far as I’m concerned. I’ll have to revisit Eagle vs. Shark, which I was a little

Yep, and I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to find this at TJ Maxx or Tuesday Morning for $10 like tomorrow.

It is designed to break your heart.

It’s not that he hasn’t pitched well in the postseason because he has pitched well in the postseason more often than not. However, as the most dominant pitcher of his generation and a guy who is a surefire Hall of Famer at 29 years old, a couple things have happened with him on the mound in the postseason that you

Let’s see... Discounting pens and paper, I’ve got Blink Gel Tears, two mandarin oranges, a travel-size thing of Ibuprofen, a Vornado Flippi desk fan, a Starting Lineup action figure of Grant Hill, a Corinthian Microstar action figure of Ricardo Carvalho, and a random assortment of takeout napkins. Obviously, I’m set

Other than the cost, the only difference between the Gratitude Glass Jar and a DIY version is that the official set says “gratitude” on the jar and paper, so you’re paying an extra $40+ for gratitude, as in the word itself, which is more than a little f^#&ing stupid.

Phillies, please troll the hell out of this dumbass with some sort of coconut-themed concession stand/item. At least start frying things in coconut oil.

There are three boxes you can check on the Amazon sidebar (one for Prime items, one for free shipping from Amazon items, one for free shipping from private seller items) to help you make sure you won’t have to pay for shipping, yet apparently that’s just too difficult for some full grown adult humans to figure out.

Well, it’s definitely that I don’t feel sorry for people who accidentally learn in a comment section that - GASP! - a character isn’t terribly important to one season of a TV show as if something legitimately detrimental happened to them. I mean, this non-spoiler spoiler about Billy isn’t exactly a code red,

Well, I know from too recent experience that watching your most hated rival lose like this can backfire pretty quickly. As a Duke fan since the ‘80s, I was pretty gleeful after Villanova hit that title-winning shot a couple years ago, then Carolina won a title anyway and got away with decades of fraud and should-be

I know, I know, I don’t post spoilers... But this is the comments section, so there’s less incentive for folks down here to avoid posting even the faintest of spoilers. If it makes you feel a little better, “...Billy was the most useless character...” shouldn’t make or break your enjoyment of the next three episodes

It’s almost like reading the comments section for an episode review of a Netflix series released in full last week and immediately binge-watched by most isn’t the best place to go when trying to avoid spoilers. Crazy, right?!