Few automakers embody the concept of disappointment more than Nissan does. With the notable exception of the GT-R, there's no real reason to buy Nissan's middling, anonymous, bloated-looking cars over their competitors. Many were hoping the Nissan IDx and Infiniti Q50 Eau Rouge would help snap the company out of its…

This is how Quattoruote rendered it a couple of years ago.

I'm going to take a leap of faith here and guess that this will be the least popular post you have done.

Reasons for leasing (as long as you aren't Jalopnik's typical 19 year old commenter)

The smallest bump is enough at that speed. The front lifts, you hit the side, and gone.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE YELP OMG

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

Office surveillance can only record video not audio and post a sign saying you have cameras. (Just translating your law jargon) Learned that stuff in college while studying criminal law. My part time job at the time .......Delivering pizzas.

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

You always bring out the best gifs for the occasion, Gaysian. You're doing the lord's work.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

Pizza guy.

Don't be a jerk. Why don't you sell it to a Kotaku reader for $200 instead?