Screw you Jalopnik and your damn click baiting. I clicked the headline hoping to see a video of a clown themed Kid Rock cover band and I am leaving dissatisfied and sour. This is why I read Yahoo for my auto news.

Michael Ballaban burning the midnight oil.

Am I not supposed to do that? I'm not much for formalwear. In fact, that turtleneck is one of those fireproof ones you wear under a racing suit. It's what I had handy.

Jason, your shirt is darker than your jacket. Stop doing that.

For those too lazy to read the linked article (or Jason for not linking the revised switch/button the affected cars will receive), here's what the modified, and current production switch looks like:

I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

Truth. One of my friends has a few kitties who patrol his shop. Zero mice, ever—although they will sometimes bring dead ones in. LOL.

She has claws, but not worried, she's only there to inspect my work.

Heh, this is like the free oil change for a test drive promos. Heeeeey, you need this maintenance done anyway. How about we dangle a new shiny thing in front of you while you wait?

Thank you for your service to our country!

Ah Dyson. My friend has 1 canister vac,1 animal ball upright,and 3 handhelds. They all suck up dirt and fur with aplomb. They are pricey but the need not to purchase bags or filters offsets the high price,also they are (in her experience) maintenance free but for washing and drying the filters.

Ah Dyson. My friend has 1 canister vac,1 animal ball upright,and 3 handhelds. They all suck up dirt and fur with…

It came 61 years after the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk. Fifty years later, it's still unbeaten. That's kind of sad.

It's super awesome that we have a sophisticated system of constitutional protections to save us from assholes like you. Assholes worry me a hell of a lot more than stupid people.

Not for nothing, none of that is relevant to whether it is legal or moral that the police killed him. Luckily our legal system has evolved beyond your bronze-aged mentality.

1) After the vines of his kid, I became an Andrew Hawkins fan

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.