I’ve heard that take on things, but I really don’t think that’s it. I think the flyover states think New York is some debaucherous hell-town full of prostitutes and drug lords

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

Well, NYC is one of the fashion capitals of the world and when you dress like this, Teddy’s gotta feel a bit uncomfortable.

As a fellow Orlandoan, I facepalmed my face...off.

As an Orlando resident:

Since you also appear to misunderstand what Due Process is, let me clarify. Due Process is a thing that the Government must give you when it takes an action that affects any of your rights.

Nope. The one for FIU is in South Miami-Dade County.

Rubio has never been one known for actually doing things. Except as Florida Speaker where he socialized property insurance and used a Republican Party Amex card to pay for his personal expenses. There are at least two instances where he had both the Florida GOP and the Florida Legislature reimburse him. Guess which…

Shut the fuck up with that broken-record bullshit already.

And it literally means ‘juicy’... what’s not to love about that?

“We can do better.”

To remind us that bitches get shit done.

What? No fetuses of increasing size, like Russian dolls of horror? I saw those at my local county fair.

I wonder if Her Royal Nibs actually writes these or an intern does, then lets Queen Sarah fill in the blanks Mad Libs-style with words like “obstinate” and “conscientious”. Though I wonder why the Queen of England is even commenting on American politics. I’d definitely love to read her thoughts on her PM’s pig-fucking…

Made me think of the expression “Act British,think Yiddish”. Which is really perfect for the plummy toned, Kaballah loving Madonna.

expresso tequila

We played that game too! Now that he’s 4 we play “In the name of Jesus”- he stands on our giant bed and we gently tap his forehead so he falls backwards onto the bed while yelling in our best southern accents IN THE NAMMMME OF JESUS!” He absolutely loves it and it’s hilarious to watch.

I wrote a letter to Socks and I got a “signed” photo from him saying he was honored to be my First Cat. My mom totally framed it.