Aw, like a little Rolodex of hate

3 murdered, so,um at average life expectancy of, aw, lets try 70 each, he should spend the next 210 years in a windowless room, by himself.

There is a left alternative for AARP as well.

My bridge & tunnel mother from Queens would have told me to get it for myself followed with a charming “kiss my ass”.

Get the Black Mambas to this baby to track his mama’s poacher. Then they will complete the unfinished business on behalf of this baby. This little one who is breaking the hell out of my motherfucking heart right now.

Why? Sky God, tell me why?

You could be fired for being single and not having kids.

Bravo!

Given how much shit makes that man cry, vomiting would at least be a change up.

Birkenstock Madrid, not quite a flip flop, not quite a slipper but in Florida it is the perfect option.

We had one in Florida yesterday, just strolling around Daytona with his lady and his AK. Oh, and a live round in the chamber.

Elmhurst, Queens! Not some crazy part of town, a mellowed area some old New Yorkers, some immigrants. Some young families. A nice neighborhood.

It will be a miracle if I even have that much money at 80, or if I were to live that damn long. I want to like this broad, she’s sassy, but women don’t generally have access to that kind of cash flow at that point in life. I figure at the rate the economy and this nutball government is going, I hope they issue all 70…

Yet it would be so gouche and somewhat illegal in some smart circles to hunt the hunters with something like a machete or, perhaps a lovely American baseball bat, it would be fair to say? I cannot say, but it might be simply charming to take the Louisville Slugger along aa d let the big cats follow. Start with the…

Shuffleboarding really isn’t so bad, really. We like it here in sunny Florida. It distracts us from the rest of Florida for just a moment.

Yes. It is. I was once stuck in a North Miami area Denny's in around 1991 with Marilyn Manson. I fought the urge to punch him in the face. He would not shut the fuck up and he was some weird cabana boy to an older lady or some such fuckery. Punching him the face would have been an act of mercy.

but Seminole County is pretty hard core Republican. Orlando is very Blue and Democratic. Seminole is where we get geniuses like Jason Broadeur who supports the transgender bathroom bill and allowing faith based agencies discriminate against gays who would like to adopt children from foster care. Lest we forget Scott…

Although Prince is very welcome to do so at any time.

While it is tragic, yes, they could have voluntarily surrendered their rights to the children and nothing would have happened to them. It happens, it's sad, it's traumatic to children and those cases are the saddest and most depressing in child welfare. But they would have not faced the shitstorm they invited by doing…

Yes, reading this I thought about the teen girls I work with (child welfare) and they would like getting a bunch of little gifts to try out! Actually I can think of one who would love to try nail polish, but we might have to arm wrestle or something over those.