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Good to know. And if it ever comes to pass, I’ll venture to say that - in spite of her having been married four times - it will be the only time in her life that she’ll ever actually be....smokin’ hot.

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop

Well I’m crying like a goddamn baby now.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from

If anyone has earned the right to critique the conformity of mainstream music, it’s Grace Jones.

what? no. raglans are the easiest sweater! and while the colorwork part looks pretty good, the picture starts too low (the top of the colorwork should not be even with tay’s nipples), she didn’t weave in her ends and where she picked up stitches for the neckline is just no, girl. also, i don’t think she blocked it.

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

Hire Ms Johnson to illustrate Jezebel articles, please.

Sonny Coreleone is that you?

I’m Austrian and Dutch, in Australia, and my reactions would be pretty much the same.

My dad went after his BIL after he beat up my aunt. The way dad tells it, my former uncle had moved in with a few buddies and was on the phone inside (back the phones were connected to the wall) and wouldn’t come outside to “talk” to my dad. My dad tore into the kitchen and hit him and his head ricocheted off the wall

You people have no feeling for justice or compassion. You don’t fight for the rights of children and families, so that they can have a living wage, affordable healthcare, and good schools.

They could probably just use the dough. (smiley emoticon)

I barely even notice the tables; I’m too busy going, “What the fuck am I doing in Times Square and how do I get away as soon as possible OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA STROLLER AND BAG OF TOYS R US PURCHASES GAAAAH”

The Fall is the perfect combination of the bleak scandinavian style crime drama and feminism. I couldn't be more crazy about Anderson's portrayal of Gibson. She's truly fantastic!