After typing in that “Jets” tag, he might have started wishing he hadn’t gotten rid of the “franchise” one.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Thot taek.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

There’s a chance you missed my very cleverly placed double entendre.

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

I thought Teller was the quiet one.

they will keep him on the roster next year

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

Like many chain restaurants, there is no one person named P.F. Chang—it’s a combination of the founders’ names.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Wow. Shots fired.

Everyone will remember the day that the referees changed their loyalty from Foot Locker to Under Armour.

Let’s not forget he was using spaces meant to be used by people like me. People whose brother in law is a dentist and can get a note to obtain a handicap tag.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Gaels just wanna have fun.

I hope St. Mary’s receives a tournament virgin berth.

We knew there would be trouble when Haley said his favorite late night snack was tequila and Ben said that he preferred turnovers.

Next thing you know, we’ll be seeing Alabama basketball fans totally lose their shit and threaten refs when they make some bad calls that cost them the NIT title.