Well I hope he got the message.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

In 2007, Vlad Jr. stood in front of his dad as he accepted the HR Derby trophy. #TBBBBBBBBBBT

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

If Shaq was “The Big Aristotle,” I guess this makes Lebron “The Big Plato.”

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

That exchange could be a phone call Fuentes made to Tanya Hubbard, where he told her “you’re fucken HOT”

Sorry - did he specify the misspelling in the phone call?

“I’m sorry miss but before I let you onto the plane I’m really going to need to hear you sing the first two verses of Stevie Wonder’s “Jungle Fever’”

I have to say it’s weird that you’re definitely real girlfriend from Canada is so invested in American politics.

Kudos for spending the night before bailing. “I regret that I have but one nut to bust for my country.”

all the babies are in there, you pick one, pop it, and then you get to keep whats inside.

+1 Cocks Blocked

Hiring Freeze Prevents Hiring Freeze.

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch…

He was at Louisville going to classes

Ben is a Deadspin reader who likes cricket.

Gonna go read the Wheeling Convention to find the article which prohibits whatever the fuck D’Antoni was wearing. 

That Sunday night look from D’Antoni is a travesty. I thought West Virginia only existed because the natives didn’t want to wear grey coats?

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.