+1 circling the wagons

This is dumb. Everyone knows you can’t divide by zero.

Marchman let someone else report this?

Over under 35 on number of fucks in the episode.

These are the Good Indians, the BEST Indians. Not like those people who can’t emigrate from countries I don’t do business with. Where are my Indians? There’s an Indian. I’m a friend to Indians, with all the casinos I build.

Banners. Put some respek on the name of AFC South, fool.

It’s why Draper wrote the article. He’s part of BIG BEEVES now.

Hot take in the headline; not even spicy in the story. Come on, give me something I can eat after the holidays.

(Funnily enough, teams that call more QB kneels than their opponents win nearly 100 percent of the time.)

You sure aren’t putting the puck through the hoop and making the opponent submit with that method.

Make America(n soccer) Great Again Football

I disagree. Deadspin comment section might not be the smartest comment section, but we remember all slights forever. Of course we knew how Edison done did Tesla.

That was dino-mite!

Bravo to whomever writes the headlines.

Nelson does have gifted hands.

BLACK LOTUS FIREBALL GORILLA CHIEFTAIN UPKEEP PHASE LORD OF THE PIT

Boystown is right up the street and they’ll tell you he’s no cub.

The “just the tip” once we get past high school fumbling in the back of our mom’s minivan.

This is the shit that makes deadspin great.

Chicago Bears football at its finest.