Listen, if Delonte West had taken a few more, LeBron never would have left Cleveland.

“Not having hot water in your dang locker room is a good reason to try and invade another team’s locker room.”

Bananas are very appeeling to tennis players.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

Breitbart headline tomorrow

WHITE WOMAN MURDERED BY DUSKY HUED FOREIGNER

I believe Gobert was playing offense here

Phew. I thought this was going to be a story about me again.

Wanted for murder, you say? Catching this man’ll be.../wait for it/...a TALL order. #gobertorgohome

I don’t know why Gobert didn’t just block her like he does everybody else who comes at him.

Never trust stories, only trust video of such incidents, Cian is believing.

With a little time zone hustle you could get hit by the 3:35 bus several times.

Yasuhiro Suzuki: You’ll never beat me.

I think all the Spanish-speakers knew that anything with Lavar printed on it was going to be a wash.

“But, apart from the traffic jam opening musical number, there’s nothing musically memorable about “Haw-Haw Land” at all”

Jeets is slowly morphing into a tanner version of The Kingpin.

getting one cheerleader wet

Looks like Netflix is going to have to recast Iron Fist.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

I can’t quite process how someone with so much potential could flame out so quickly. But trust that I’ll figure it out eventually. May take like a decade or more.