They are Smoothie’s homies.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

“10-9, #19" - Adalaide Byrd

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

I imagine pulling a behind-the-back when your wallet is on a chain ends up with you all tangled up and falling into a pile of Avenged Sevenfold shirts, huh?

Shocking Twist: He’s married to a 14 year old.

Superman can only do so much if the other team has kryptonite bats.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

I want to hear more about the ESPN health plan. Tell me more.

Well, at least we know why Todd Gurley sucked last year. He was in the Sunken Place

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

His lawyers from the firm Anthony. Bryant, & Stackhouse released a statement simply stating, “Shooters gonna shoot.”

Guy at a Sox game said to me once “buddy, you’re not supposed to put ketchup on your hot dogs in Chi-town.”

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?