+more than 1

That is unusual.

#BlackLabsMatter

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

I have an excellent legal strategy for them. They should tell the FTC that DFS is basically just gambling and they would not have a monopoly on gambling, so everything is fine.

Ernie Grunfeld?

Not really a story. Without Woody Paige it’s basically a fake ATH panel anyway.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Next you’re going to tell me all those beautiful Instagram women of my dreams aren’t peacefully hiking in Antelope Canyon dressed to the 9s.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

The Big 10 Chicago team is the University of Chicago. At least, it was until they left to make nukes instead of play football.

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Just had to slide that in here, eh?

I lobbied the Georgia state legislature for ten years. Earl Ehrhart is without a doubt, the biggest shithead to hold elected office in that state. (And that’s saying something.) He generally views men as victims. His hot-temper and vindictive tendencies are not good personality traits, and they definitely don’t help…

See also: Brad Pitt, 12 Years a Slave

What job is Smush Parker getting?

Can St. Louis Piazza even really be considered Piazza?

“C’mon guys, that was obviously a joke. You know, like the Texans.”