Of course we would have. Who hasn’t seen the Richard Attenborough documentary “Pootie Tang”?

…shouldn’t a school named for a Hellenic civilization have its mascot carry a Greek sword?

The guy did his time, seems remorseful, has been an advocate against dog fighting, and a good citizen. He’s paid for his sins, what more do you want?

You caught a foul ball while a hot dog was in your mouth and was on TV because of it? You’re way more accomplished than I’ll ever be. Kudos to you.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

Good for them. It’s usually the Trojans getting fooled by something hidden on the inside.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Spurs defense has been sub-par since Duncan retired.

You know how this ends, right? President Babyhands issues an Executive Order preventing Cleveland’s MLB team from changing its name or trademarks.

“Now that I can’t celebrate subtle racism, I don’t want to watch baseball anymore.”
- Most of Cleveland (probably)

The net got in the way of Kyrie Irving’s airball. #alternativesportsfacts

When asked about it afterwards, the announcer shrugged his shoulders, shuffled his feet, and meekly mumbled, ‘Well, I always kinda liked him, y’know? I met him once in line at Home Depot, and he was just really nice. He said he liked my shoes, which I thought was kind of cool. I liked him ever since.’

Finally we get answers to two of the NFL’s burning questions: 1) How long before the Colts finally hold their front office accountable? and 2) What would it look like if Todd Haley had a kid with McKayla Maroney?

This is pretty surprising. I mean, the Colts were able to raise a banner under Grigson, what more could you want?

Well judging by the picture, Grigson will be headed Eastbound and Down

Dear Jorge,

Biggest takeaway is that you used “Beeves” as the plural of “Beef.” Completely caught me off guard

“I’ve met worse people. Idi Amin. Ted Bundy. Chris Berman was also a human being.”