He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

+1 DUI Manslaughter

That’s the problem with the league these days—nobody is willing to accept the consequences of their actions! I miss the good ol’ days, when ‘sorry receiver’ actually meant something. Guys like Donte Stallworth, for example.

He’s dead now and they made a musical about him.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

“I know, right? I didn’t know you could get tied up in the NFL!”

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

Probably the first time we’ve seen the sixers mop the floor with anyone.

Somewhat ironic that they seem to be rushing into this.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

“I feel nothing.”

“Welcome to the club” - Barry Sanders and Jason Hanson

This has caused quite the up-roar.

“I also did a rude thing to Nikola.” - Thomas Edison

The fact that you’re first, and that it’s debatable, makes this troll gold for me

I know this is pretty complicated, but if you don’t click the articles you don’t like, you won’t read those articles.

One good thing about Jeff Sessions’s appointment is that it will bring more attention to children of incest. Well, one child of incest. That is, people will pay attention to Jeff Sessions. Know what? I take back everything I said.