I get that, but we really will never know if Randolph could have stopped on a dime after descending back to Earth, switch directions, and sprinted back in time to block Dorsey again because he didn’t try.

Ashley, I think it’s really unfair of you to post this. It’s pretty clear that these 1,041,191 emails, tweets, and letters don’t really represent Trump supporters in any way but are an anomaly. So your plan to try to trick us into thinking our God Emperor Trump isn’t an amazing, the best President ever, to be, is just…

NFL GMs aren’t going to like this.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Wine comes in a bottle?

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

“that’s not a good look...”

What was the first rule again?

nah

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

Good call tapping the public on this. Hopefully the thief manas up before the police and DA double strike at the end phase.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Black president

“look at their eyes when they’re lookin’ at each other. It’s like that hungry look.”

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

How many cinematic White Sox fans can you think of off the top of your head?

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Hillary is the one who is the congenital liar. The fact that all the right-wing yahoos keep lying about her is not pertinent.