Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

You people are incompetent. What you NEED is a decently hard wooden pizza paddle, and then you don’t even have to worry about the sharpness of the roller. And if you don’t want the paddle, just get a good wooden cutting board, it’s not that hard and OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN WE MAKE PIZZA AT…

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

This comment is Sublime.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

“Yo bitch, get out from behind that desk so I can check out that fine ass.”

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Also, the lemon tree was haunted.

That’s some prima nocta right there

Only a matter of time before Stevan Ridley reveals that his name is actually spelled Stephvin.

You totally got me on the fakeout. +1

I’m so sick of this conspiracy bullshit. Everyone either saw it live or on televised broadcast. Those girls were plenty hot enough to melt Kevin Ware’s tibia.

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Holy Shit this dude is cold.

No, you’re thinking of the candlestick in the dining room.

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.