The reviews on these things feel sketchy.

The reviews on these things feel sketchy.

If you’re making a joke, go the full monty. If you shoot the king, you must kill him.

So what you’re saying is I just started the downward spiral into sports lameness? By moving in with my girlfriend I gave up having my own place to retreat to and watch sports so I could have gradually declining amounts of sex.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

One of these days he’s going to Kanye a liner. “I’mma let Gonzo bat, but that was the best flyout to center of all time. Of. All. Time.”

Draper’s mad his parents weren’t this cool.

So ready for the 30 for 30 on this:

Remember when the refs gave a break to the Lions?

He’s a real mensch, that young king fellow.

This surprised me, as I don’t think Klay is all that. But you’re right, by fortune and by talent they’ve missed out on San Antonio both years, this is their first run-in with OKC because of last year’s injuries, and Dwight Howard just isn’t the same player. Let’s not forget the Delli at PG Cavs in the finals.

He’s got solid form and is stashed in another sport. I assume the 76ers drafted him in the second round last year.

Schilling: Wow, 10k clicks on my website todaya, all from Deadspin. My mom doesn’t even read this shit.

I never speak in haiku

I can assure you Gomez’s English is way better than what Google Translate would’ve pulled out from his statement.

He’s got mad dad game. Not Andre Miller NBA dad game, more like Red Forman post-Nam dad game.

95% certain you’re joking, but Nothing Compares is originally a Prince song.

You can’t bring such logic into the grays, son.

Problem is on Urban. You can’t start a high five that far away and expect the love back, he’s breaking bro-etiquette.

If anything you’d be promoted. As an example for your less dedicated coworkers.

This is such a dumb pissing contest. It’s a game of one-upsmanship where everyone goes “I might be racist, but I’m not as racist as him”.

Can we talk about his bulge? Cause it’s hard to miss.