Let me fix that for you:

13 missed the perfect opportunity for a nut punch. Who would’ve blamed him?

A MNF game from 1990 on youtube? But why?

With all the shit Magary complains about happening after you leave your 20s, shouldn’t we be celebrating this guy’s dad game on these high school punks?

Fuck you, Marchman. I listen to you complain for an hour about Sam Hinkie while doinking around at work and you give me half points on this? This isn’t a fucking dance competition, this shit is important.

Awkward in front of everyone? Total dad move.

Or folding.

As a fan I’m quite happy to see LaRoche gone and here’s to hoping Kenny pays for it out of his own pocket.

Just you, right? He can party with all your friends.

Who the fuck let Carlos Boozer back on the court?

Probably not the first time Gruden’s swung his blue pool noodle at a QB.

Crotchtangle is clearly the group of death. Who makes and leaks these things?

Two tokes and you’re broke. Guess weed isn’t as cost effective as it’s supposed to be.

Blaine Gabbert is the NFL equivalent of being Catholic.

Man, that goes both ways.

Use the money for a trimmer for those pits. Or wear a damn undershirt.

You pretend? A better man than me.

Hottest ticket in town. Granted, that town is fucking Dayton...

If you don’t come out of the greys for this no one deserves to.

Are you allowed to call out the boss on the boss’s network like that? Seems like Heath doesn’t respect the shield himself.