He...he only just stopped himself from saying that he was the youngest person he knew, didn’t he?

Trump is gonna be the type of person that’s dying in his hospital bed and saying, I’m fine! I feel great! Never better! Death? I don’t know death. Never heard of him. Excuse me! I’m talking. I feel like I’m gonna live forever! I could run a marathon!

Great. Put him in a corner.

Not really. They just didn’t handle Time Travel in the manner that movies usually do. They actually explained actual quantum theory pretty well. In the MCU, the grandfather paradox isn’t a thing. When someone from the past comes into the present, they are technically a quantum duplicate. This is how Nebula was able to…

“all held together by a rat.”

Again: what? Do you know what you’re complaining about and why you’re complaining about it, or are you simply happy that you got across the finish line first with a fistful of nerd cliche talking points (Spider-Man 3?)

If this was twitter you’d (rightfully) be dismissed as bot for how…

I guess #metoo dies in 2023.

fyi

I thought the opposite

Care to elaborate what you mean? Because as is this statement is a false equivalence. No scene in Endgame pales in comparison to the concept of Batman not killing Superman because their mom’s have the same first name.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

All right, the mental image of Fuckface in a Ford Pinto made me laugh a lot harder than I probably should have.

Excellent choice! I’m sure the Commander-in-Chief would love the feeling of the wind blowing through his...hair.

Just tell him that a Democrat couldn’t even complete one loop of the Dallas parade circuit in one.

Why not a ‘61 Lincoln Continental convertible? It’s a classy car.

It is the Trump Time Dilation effect. Every year feels like 20 years and memories fade at the same rate. 

OMfuckinG, that was only 2 years ago. Seriously, that was 2 years ago and should’e been something that would never be forgotten but jesus, I completely forgot that.  And we all thoughts he was surely NUTS then.

fuuuuckkk, those poor kids

At least Trump didn't tell them a story about a drug fueled orgy on a yacht like he did in front of the boy scouts. 

So both Trump and Sarah Huckabee are hanging out with kids today? I guess they were looking for some intellectual stimulation.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.