It’s fucking brilliant

Jordan Peele confirmed that theory, btw.

One of my favorite fan theories, besides the “Get Out is a sequel to Being John Malkovich”, is the one that claims that Snowpiercer is a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I recommend looking it up if you’re unfamiliar.

He...he only just stopped himself from saying that he was the youngest person he knew, didn’t he?

Trump is gonna be the type of person that’s dying in his hospital bed and saying, I’m fine! I feel great! Never better! Death? I don’t know death. Never heard of him. Excuse me! I’m talking. I feel like I’m gonna live forever! I could run a marathon!

Great. Put him in a corner.

Not really. They just didn’t handle Time Travel in the manner that movies usually do. They actually explained actual quantum theory pretty well. In the MCU, the grandfather paradox isn’t a thing. When someone from the past comes into the present, they are technically a quantum duplicate. This is how Nebula was able to…

“all held together by a rat.”

Again: what? Do you know what you’re complaining about and why you’re complaining about it, or are you simply happy that you got across the finish line first with a fistful of nerd cliche talking points (Spider-Man 3?)

If this was twitter you’d (rightfully) be dismissed as bot for how…

I guess #metoo dies in 2023.

fyi

I thought the opposite

Care to elaborate what you mean? Because as is this statement is a false equivalence. No scene in Endgame pales in comparison to the concept of Batman not killing Superman because their mom’s have the same first name.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

SO MANY SEEDS FOR THE FUTURE.

Cap takes it back when he’s returning the stones, I imagine as an “the instant when it left” thing.
Though it being Mjolnir he could probably just lob in a corner somewherein Asgard and Past!Thor can just summon it when he doesn’t find it down the back of the sofa.

So are we going to discuss loki using one version of the tesseract to escape?? Where did he go? Is he now still out there? As technically he wasnt returned to asguard as a prisoner now. Will he pop up again? 

I cried quite a bit for the first part of the film. There were stuff I didnt see coming like Tony snapping at Cap the way he did for not being there for him to “fall” together. Awesome stuff.

In Winter Soldier, we learned that Peggy married after Steve disappeared (a man that Steve actually saved)... So, by going back in time to be with Peggy, Steve just pulled the ultimate ‘Dick Move’, stealing another Bro’s girl.

“That IS America’s ass.”

Loads of obvious highlights in an astonishing, once in a generation kind of film, but my more unsung favourites from what I can process from last nights midnight showing were: 1) The beautiful shot of a lone cap striding towards the entirety of Thanos’ army. 2) Hank Pym’s classic helmet 3) “We’re going to be ok, you…