I don’t see what the problem is. Obviously Bran’s plan is going to go off without a hitch, and they’re going to kill the Night King in episode three, right? The rest of the season will be about negotiating a reasonable truce with Cersei. Then Euron’s and Gregor will open a soup kitchen for the homeless of King’s…

Honestly, any of the scenes involving Tormund seem that way to me. Gwendoline Christi is an actual goddess, but she pulls off the best awkward stare every time they’re together. Like she’s genuinely alarmed to be so close to him.

I think it was DEFINITELY a come on. Tormund seems to have a thing for powerful/large women.

was that story some kind of weird come on?

When she was asking Gendry all the details about the Wights, what they look like, move like, etc, my thought was that she might try to “become” one, infiltrate the ranks to try to get close to the Night King or other White Walkers to take them out.

I’m a heterosexual man with a daughter...but I’m not ashamed to say I have a man-crush on Tormund Giantsbane. Iwant him to give me a big ass bear-hug and lift me off my feet.

I don’t think he’s going to die. Every time before a battle he has said ‘that it’s a good time to die’ and he always survives. He survived here as well.

“You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can’t win

I was going to say that, wight-Rickon won’t be that hard to kill, he’ll come straight at you with no feinting or dodging or anything.

omg that was what I kept cry-repeating to my husband last night (who couldn’t believe I was tearing up). I was like, honestly I get why she likes Jaime but Tormund GETS HER and just like 10000% supports who she is. Come on Brienne look at Tormund!! 

The fact that they said “you will be safest in the Crypt” about 20 times last night leads me to believe that, in fact, no one is safe in the crypt

He really is Ser B’s most supportive champion.

The actual closed captioning on this was something like “Tormund gulps noisily”.

Also, his support of Brienne is so pure. I will actually cry if he dies.

The joke is how bothered you got by some words written on a computer screen. Remember, it is just a comment section.

Schroedinger’s Pun. Deal with it.

I find that it achieves both.

I’m very confused about that joke, but I’m even more confused as to why you’r so angry. I’m just so, so confused.

This is the absolutely perfect response (scientifically speaking) given your previous posts. The content is great, but the all-caps really pushed it over the top. Well done.

Some may have found this offensive, but I say Phuket, who cares?