the dick is normal. the forearm is waaaaay too long.

i got this one...

this conversation is now head cannon.

hearing this all play out in their voices in my head... who knew i needed this to happen so bad???

Thor-Lebowski: “i knew it.”

ugh yea... it would feel too forced.

i do agree that there is no need for a prequel or origin story for most characters. however, consider...

wow.

PLEASE tell me you remember the movie called Hero At Large, with him as the main character... a spandex and visor clad ‘super hero’??

benihana cucumberpatch is satan?

having worked in an italian restaurant, i can confirm that the whole method of billing is as perplexing and physics-bending as he described and could very likely power a spaceship.

im looking forward to when my trump supporting housemate files his taxes this year. the ass was actually wearing the MAGA hat AND matching MAGA shirt around the house for the election, swearing in, every speech, and tried to work the conventions when the MAGAhole came to our state.

i would LOOOOOVVVVVEEE to see a film adaptation of ‘a shadow out of time’.

i dont know if this is a common practice but, when drinking Sol, ill put about two pinches of salt into a bottle after opening.

there’s a quota??

so if i cant find someones body and their life decisions sexy, how does one find ANYone physically attractive.

somewhere, there is a grandma capturing this in needepoint.

Space Jesus!!

alien porn.

i had to spend a short amount of time in surgery and had a nurse that definitely lifts and OH MY GOD was it sexy. it probably helps with her occupation to be able to move more weight around with ease but i dont see it hurting her romantic life one bit.