I did Pulp’s Common People like William Shatner and the bar went nuts.

Duluth, Minnesota.

You know what wasn't a good mission? The fucking zombie horde in the graveyard.

That was a good mission. I also remember feeling sad for the flesh eating vampire in the hospital. 

This makes the game more interesting to me than anything else I’ve read so far.

In the original game, vampire hunters would start coming after you and if you got a set amount (5 violations I think) you straight up get a “you’re too dangerous to live” bad ending.

It’d be cool if they had something similar but made it a little less binary, have conversations change and such based on just how much…

“I had already more or less established myself as more of a talker than a fighter, and I was proud of having navigated this conversation with an angry drug dealer without it rising to violence. I had even been able to convince him I was there to see his boss with an offer on pharmaceuticals. They were going to let me…

My biggest question about this, as someone who counts the original Bloodlines as one of his top 5 favorite games of all time, is: will any of the quests be as awesome as that haunted house quest from the first one? Cause that shit was dope.

He...he only just stopped himself from saying that he was the youngest person he knew, didn’t he?

Trump is gonna be the type of person that’s dying in his hospital bed and saying, I’m fine! I feel great! Never better! Death? I don’t know death. Never heard of him. Excuse me! I’m talking. I feel like I’m gonna live forever! I could run a marathon!

Great. Put him in a corner.

Not really. They just didn’t handle Time Travel in the manner that movies usually do. They actually explained actual quantum theory pretty well. In the MCU, the grandfather paradox isn’t a thing. When someone from the past comes into the present, they are technically a quantum duplicate. This is how Nebula was able to…

“all held together by a rat.”

Again: what? Do you know what you’re complaining about and why you’re complaining about it, or are you simply happy that you got across the finish line first with a fistful of nerd cliche talking points (Spider-Man 3?)

If this was twitter you’d (rightfully) be dismissed as bot for how…

I guess #metoo dies in 2023.

fyi

I thought the opposite

Care to elaborate what you mean? Because as is this statement is a false equivalence. No scene in Endgame pales in comparison to the concept of Batman not killing Superman because their mom’s have the same first name.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

So both Trump and Sarah Huckabee are hanging out with kids today? I guess they were looking for some intellectual stimulation.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.