no, but i AM willing to learn.

d. Kaiser Soze

thank you.

i started choking when the kicked drum first hit.

wrong.

what if she was... (cue GOT music)...

hahahaha my immediate thought when he said that line!

how about you go fuck yourself because im the one thats eating it so ill eat it however i fucking feel like.

five mini lion bots???

being that they’re all assholes, i’d say Uranus.

id like to think of it as a thinly veiled plea to be shot.

ditto.

its days at the beach such as that one where, if there were a shark attack, id route for the shark.

it also looks pretty nice printed on my boss’ thermos.

beat me to it! hahaha

btw, titanic sinks.

as someone who is 1/16 wasp (my fathers side), i find this highly offensive!

hey, im all for hard work and the rewards of building a strong character and whatnot but...

im looking forward to celebrating when either, or both, of them die of a heart attack.