carry a pet chicken!

she was stunningly beautiful in that white dress!

oh my god. thank you for giving me a new phrase.

so im just now getting into the whole The Stars War thing...

christ, man. next, you’re probably going to tell us how Titanic ended.

‘top with egg’ has seriously improved almost any meal.

while the alcoholic customer side of me wants my drink the way i want it, the serious artist and professional flavor/fragrance maker side of me would not want someone telling me how to do my job.

i wish i had a couch! hahaha

he was my favorite character in lores of the ring.

loved all of these! gummi bears as well.

i recently dated a woman who had these on VHS. since she still had a VCR, we would watch them, hungover, on saturday mornings.

oh my god zoom and electric company and the new zoo revue...

i had cold melon and prosciutto soup last year at a place in Asbury Park.

pshh.. everyone knows that baby meat is where its at.

woah,

magnets?

GTA has prepared me for when dealing with police and prostitutes.

my stepmother died after three years of fighting complications from removing tumors from her brain stem. my father cracked. ended up doing meth for the next ten years to escape the pain. i got woken up by cops at my door telling me they found his body, which was three months after his mother died (same date as my…

ditto.

if peeing your pants is cool, im Miles Davis!