ive heard that David Blane is going to be trying this next.

dat coccyx.

carry a pet chicken!

i was too young to grieve for lennon but harrison and martin hurt...

she was the first female lead that i can remember from my childhood and my first crush.

she was the first female lead that i can remember from my childhood and my first crush.

honestly, thanks for the ‘what the fu..’ moment.

im not saying he should be the next...

she was stunningly beautiful in that white dress!

oh my god. thank you for giving me a new phrase.

so im just now getting into the whole The Stars War thing...

christ, man. next, you’re probably going to tell us how Titanic ended.

dont forget, since we have to take into account the effects of gravity, there should be plenty of “your mama..” jokes thrown about for good measure.

this has made me laugh... every. single. time. ...for over a decade.

single white male, willing to babysit for a three month stretch.

or my ex.

people are outraged because a celebrity turns out to be an average person.

such an awesome idea!

if they put the generic laugh track in and some shots of Negan looking directly into the camera a-la Mr. Roper, IM SO IN.

‘top with egg’ has seriously improved almost any meal.