Yep. My curls are currently fro-ing out and in line to get lunch today someone’s baby grabbed all up in my hair. That, I didn’t have anything other than the (should be) obvious problem (teach your brats not to grab people!) with, but then the (white) baby’s mother says “that’s right baby, isn’t it soft?” Not “oh, I’m…

Something feminine like, I don’t know, feminism?

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

You can’t get so fiery this early. This is bananas, Foster.

No one’s slick as Mangold
No one’s quick as Mangold
No one’s beard as incredibly thick as Mangold
For there’s no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

“Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) aka ‘Mr. Flavor of the Week.’”

“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

A 23 year old white woman is a girl? This is sexist and racist. See Tamir Rice being considered a threat for playing by himself. See Richard Spencer being called a “young man” just figuring out his views in life. Don’t feed into this narrative. She is an adult woman. She is complicit until she comes out in opposition…

It warms my heart to know that, in a few short years, it will no longer be difficult to explain why “Bati, bati,” was one of the funny arias in Don Giovanni, back when it was written.

I hope so, though I’m already seeing articles about how her supporting Clinton means she isn’t “pure” enough to run in 2020. (GOD DAMN IT, LIBERALS.)

Whenever I see her speak my heart breaks thinking of how I would have loved to see her as the President. Her specifically, not “a woman.”

Surya Bonaly. She did a fucking backflip, so they banned them.

Team Kristy Yamaguchi all the way forever.

Dale Jr. is a good man and is not representative of the NASCAR stereotype. He’s a lot more open-minded than he’s allowed to show, sadly.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.