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I have some sypmathy for Philip (he never had a chance with that father, clearly nobody has ever modelled non-toxic masculinity to him; then the tragic loss of his beloved sister - the show really makes your heart break for him in that episode where they deal with the plane crash; talk about a tragic backstory), but I

Kushiel’s Dart has the DNA of a romance, but it’s also secretly an epic political fantasy. I fucking love it, so so much.

I would definitely choose money. People who say to choose love over money have never had to worry about money.

HOLY SHIT, Y’ALL.

I swear to god. Employee👏 Employer👏 Relationships👏Are👏 Presumptively 👏coercive👏

You are my angel. I could not for the life of me remember the author for “The Wedding Date” after it got recommended on Pop Culture Happy Hour last year, and Googling it was pretty much useless!

Develop it into condos for Trump supporters and you’d have a literal basket of deplorables.

She is a very capable actress...when she tones things down. Think of her in King’s Speech mode (vs. Tim Burton). She be great—it will be refreshing to see her truly act again!

Lipo me into a Pnina Tornai, George, I want to look like a SPACE SEX PRINCESS for my marriage vows.

SYTTD is pure comedy gold show.

Hannah’s dad:

Huh, isn’t cold weather that is unusual part of Climate Change? Love how the GOP can’t see past the fact that as the globe warms, other changes happen to the overall climate. Guess you would have to want higher education and science.

Hey now. We have never claimed to have a soul.

We tend to have several; you can tell by the number of freckles on our faces/arms—as we accumulate the wailing, terrified souls of our enemies, we mark their consumption with a freckle.

Particularly well-traveled/aged gingers can sometimes appear to be nothing more than a

The Queen grew up with that sister. Never forget!

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other

Danny Masterson is out!

It’s true. I am addicted to a Frozen-themed match three mobile game because it’s beautiful and well done, but I refuse to use any Olaf-themed power ups and get unreasonably grumpy when the game only presents those as choices for a level.

I’ll take the elderly black Catholic feminist actress American divorcée over Nazi sympathizer American divorcée Wallis Simpson! 

“See, I TOLD YOU there could be a princess Meghan!” - the moms of all of us who ended up with an 80s fad name.