This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

I took some solace in the end of Aziz Ansari’s monologue on SNL:

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

In such a target rich environment, I wish people would leave Melania alone. She’s such a non-entity, she’s not responsible for any of this, First Lady is a bullshit non-job and she shows no interest in performing it. Attacking her is just exercising internalized misogyny.

Snark or no, an historically low inauguration turnout absolutely should be reported, if only to keep emphasizing Trump’s lack of support/approval.

We are leaving for downtown Chicago in a few this morning. I will be in the Crybabies with Cancer group. If you see us please say Hi. I have tiny plush kitty cats to give you! Marching in thanks to the Obamacare that saved our lives, and against PEEOTUS who wants us dead. Love and safe travels to all!

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

Depends on the injury. If it was a partially torn MCL/cartilage, then no, because that’s the kind of thing that doesn’t mean anything. If it was ACL/fully torn cartilage, then yes, because that means he couldn’t do certain movements which might have affected his ability to play the game.

So here’s the thing - a lot of players play with injuries that require surgery (stuff like partially torn MCLs, cartilage damage, torn bicep, etc.), but they don’t report it because it doesn’t affect your mobility or speed, it just fucking hurts, and if you can deal with the pain, all you need to do is get it fixed…

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Or if you are against abortion, how about making it so that everyone is given a proper, comprehensive sex education and easy and cheap access to birth control and sexual health care. Guarantee with those things, the abortion rate will drastically drop.

I think you can be a feminist and anti-abortion, but you can’t be a feminist and be anti-choice. Feminism isn’t about the right to “live out our womenhood.” It’s about working to liberate women from the oppression of the kyriarchy. Feminists don’t have to see abortion as an option for themselves, but attempting to…

That logo would have been accepted if not for two things.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

But why don’t the good whites denounce the crimes committed by the bad ones? I don’t think I’ll be able to trust any whites until the decent ones stand up to the bad ones and start tackling the problems in their own communities.

Let me put it to you this way. Pentatonix is like if Mannheim Steamroller and ABBA got together and made not-very-bright babies.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Damn, Ashley got “stick to sports”-ed by her own mom? Damn.