Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

This is the one I put up. It’s her current age, it’s kick-ass General Leia, and it’s just perfection in every way. 

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

But that’s the system.

Kindly read the 4,000+ word history I just spent months writing explaining why that is a gross oversimplification before you comment.

But let’s all remember how corrupt Hilary is, with her email mismanagement and her charity—the one with high ratings from watchdog organizations. Good thing we dodged that bullet, huh?

What they will never admit is that Bill’s bike is clearly lost on a baggage carousel somewhere deep in the bowels of Denver International Airport.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

Best case scenario is this whole mess paralyzes Congress with in-fighting and the Democrats + the few sane Republicans remaining form enough of a coalition to obstruct Trump. Otherwise I’m about to see if you can overdose with weed.

*Cracks knuckles*

I am really ashamed to be a white woman today.

Thus it begins in earnest. I’m in it to win it all night. This will by second to last sober post. I love you all. proud to say Mrs. Court and her hubby Mr. Court voted straight Democrat on our North Carolina overseas ballots. I feel a real part of this, with NC being a prime time player in this election. Fuck Trump…

“That’s how she murdered Vince Foster!”

The FBI Director can be fired by the President without cause, but only one president has ever done it. Interestingly, that president was Bill Clinton when he fired William S. Sessions, who was terrible anyway and refused to resign.

He is 3 years into a 10 year term. He could be forced out. I see President Clinton using him as a tool and a punching bag anytime there is any investigation. She is going to make his life hell for 4 years, or until he commits suicide by shooting himself in the back 16 times.

A moose once bit my sister. No realli!