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He didn’t get into more Trouble for his past actions because men have a virtual Monopoly on NBA front office positions. He figured you can’t always strive for Perfection of moral character, because sometimes you have to take a Risk in life to get to the Candy Land.

What’s most impressive is that Thomas can lose at Connect Four while simultaneously blowing The Game of Life.

They certainly were Robin her, but she's a fierce negotiator!

Wrightly so!

According to Driver, she saw Perelmutter’s red door and she wanted to paint it...well, you know...

HUGGSSSS

I always feel survivor takes on a different meaning in terms of child abuse (as someone who has also experienced it). Typically, the abuse isn’t a one-off event, it’s something sustained over years. You become a survivor like similarly to a POW: it’s something that you’ve managed to outlive, rather than an event

“Sick burn!”

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Why does every male feel the need to “protect” women on this one fucking issue?? Like dude, we are good with transgender women using the women’s bathroom. Maybe try being this upset about how few rape kits are actually tested? Or that only 2% of rapists actually ever get convicted (meaning there are legitimate sexual

I never really cared for Charles, but he was on Breakfast the other day talking about how he planted trees for each of the grandkids so they could see how they grew, and he built them this adorable magic fairyland tree house, and it was all pretty darn cute.

Honestly, Jezebel and Gawker are blatantly pro-Sanders in their coverage.

A few percentage points? LMAO. Since when is 16 points “a few”. Because there is no statistical path for Bernie to win. The all white caucus states are pretty much behind us.

For Christ’s sake, Bernie complains when he loses a proper primary, but is perfectly fine winning caucuses despite the fact they are much more discriminating towards voters than the normal primaries. He’s strategy so far to throw a temper tantrum and accuse of everyone of corruption and incompetence whenever things

I can almost sort of agree with Bernie supporters to the extent that the October deadline is a bit extreme, but at the same time, I’m sick of him characterizing every undemocratic aspect of the primaries that benefit Clinton as some sort of massive voter fraud, while touting and crowing about victories that also came

Ranked by balancing talent as writer with ability to actually finish things, the GRRM Replacement Power Rankings:

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women

Nah. A first birthday party is not for children. It's for hanging out with your friends, drinking beer, and laughing at your baby eating cake.

“The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It’s hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the sickest thing I have ever dreamed up, it is surpassed by something that happened in real life.”-Carl Hiaasen

Oh okay see, I was actually really annoyed by his comment but can tell from your tone that I’m being an over-sensitive harpy bitch who is mos def. not cool like our Lord and Savior Bernie Sanders.