WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

It does make me additionally concerned about what his reaction will be when 0% of his legislative agenda makes it through his first term due to the Republicans' geographical advantages in the House.

sorry this is the closest gif i felt comfortable posting without appropriating myself :)

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

Go back to Goop, Pepper Potts.

Yep. It’s infuriating. Bernie can do whatever the fuck he wants, as far as I can tell, up to and including deliberately excluding women from positions of power in his campaign and completely ignoring Roe v. Wade when asked if he would have a litmus test for Supreme Court appointees, while Hillary Clinton gets to…

Didn’t you know? Bernie is, like, all cool and shit. So cool he couldn’t even bother to find one woman to hire to one of the top ten most highly-paid positions in his campaign. Worse than Marco Rubio, even. But we’re a feminist site, so of course we’ll just keep shitting all over Clinton for... well, reasons.

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

Say Yes to Distress

Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

Haha I love your aunt from afar! I’ve been in treatment for breast cancer since last October (side note: just had surgery a few weeks ago and my final path report came back CANCER-FREE bitchessss! sorry, I’m so excited, I have to tell everyone!), and I can vouch that I view it as license to: 1) tell people off 2) not…

whatever, I don’t think you can call a garment “queen-sized” unless it has cartridge pleats and a collar or ruff with a diameter of at least a foot.

We are having a small gathering on Easter Sunday and we will be serving Ruth Bader GIN-sberg cocktails (really just straight up gin martinis, but with a twist of blood orange instead of lemon) because I am a nerd and my friends are remarkably tolerant of me.

“It might ruin his career.” Yes, that’s the point.

Joseph Fiennes’s career.

Dammit how did you get my picture!?

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

I hear he’s heavily funding camel/eye of needle research...