“I do love you, but like a contestant.”

This guy?

He looked like a little boy who didn’t listen to his mom when she told him to pee before the kindergarten recital.

For the love of all that’s good and holy, why can’t we get a report from unnamed sources stating that Woody Paige is retiring?

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

“A man and woman with the same education, hours worked, experience, etc. will make the same doing the same job.”

Isn’t it a little late for a superb owl story?

Okay. So the models right? they’re all on this island and taking pictures but also trying to be a survivor. And they’re naked and afraid. But also there’s this bachelor, right? Picking between them and it’s this amazing race to see who will be his wife. Swap that location halfway through the season and put them in…

I wonders if he remembers that there was an armed security at Columbine during the shooting. The guard did not stop it despite his gun. Amazing, huh?

Grace continues to deny the allegations against him.

The reality is the women have had to be THAT MUCH BETTER to even survive engineering school, so really they’re actually the ones you want on your Senior CAP group project team

Jesus Harmon Killebrew Christ. +1

Fuck Turnip. Seriously, just what the fuck.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

I really, truly want to believe this, but I don’t think there’s any way middle-class white America lets Cam Newton become the face of the NFL.

That was so salty, my wedding ring is getting a little tight on my finger from all the water retention it caused.

Ambulatory skin tag and fiberglass insulation model Donald Trump also says he is aware of the concept of shame but has never experienced it himself.

Can we PLEASE call it the “Bechdel-Wallace Test”? Ms. Bechdel has repeatedly asked that we call it this. Her friend, Ms. Wallace, came up with the test. Ms. Bechdel then used it in her comic. Let’s not erase Ms. Wallace. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel_t…

Now, everyone please repeat after me