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Kate Beaton is a goddamned INTERnational treasure! I like the cut of her jib!

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

In a related story a cashier at the Disney store in Rowan county Kentucky is refusing to sell costumes as an act of protest.

Let me tell you all of the times I got caught smoking weed (I am an adorable white blonde lady from an affluent family)

Blind squirrels, stopped clocks, and Rand Paul. It happens, no reason to feel anything about it.

Obama should just call her up and tell her he doesn’t want to be lectured about his life choices, or whatever it is she said when she got knocked up this time.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

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This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

Attention all news outlets:

Speaking of TMZ, and to everyone who celebrates. L’Shana Tova

I hope they didn’t try and flush it out of their systems by drinking water, it could only become more powerful.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

I have a soft spot for medical dramas. I know they’re cheesy and crappy, but I love them. My husband is in that field, and he will NOT. SHUT. UP. about the inaccuracies in the shows I like. To the point where he now has a well-rehearsed rant about CPR depictions in TV dramas and how they fuck up people’s expectations…

“When Michelle and I came into office....”