NEVER CARNATIONS. THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THEM.

now broke as hell and hemorrhaging money on a crumbling estate

I’ll admit that when I got to the part about them having a nanny and a house cleaner, in addition to working from home, I may have strained my eyeballs due to over rolling.

As the child of a mother who abused me relentlessly for being fat, policed everything I ate, and turned my relationship with food into a shame filled binge routine, you can go fuck yourself. I’ve had 10 years of therapy and still have to battle this crap every day. You have zero idea what she’s been through or what…

The Chargers must be really excited about the prospect of getting that close to a Lombardi Trophy.

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

I thought this was the most Talladega thing ever.

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan and all I have to say is “Fuck you, Spanos.” America's Finest City doesn't need football. We have, well, everything else.

Good job, hometown! The city that had (still have?) massive financials issues is thinking about actually coughing up $350 million?

“Hermès imposes on its partners the highest standards in the ethical treatment of crocodiles,”

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

The reason so many British people joke about being pasty is because they all live under her shade.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

I experienced a similar situation as an assistant editor of a fledgling health-through-martial-arts magazine in the 90s. When I was piped aboard, I was told that every issue has a centerfold celebrating female martial artists. Looking through the magazine back issues, I noticed that each female martial artist…

Again with my nephew, Finchlet 1.0:

Any excuse to post this.

There are so many excellent local news stories involving cats.

#NotMyCats