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Eli Heina
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I know that. I was confused because that comment seemed to imply that ELF is carried by Sephora, but I misread.

Yep, it’s pretty awesome.

No magic words. I’ve never asked for a mascara sample and wouldn’t trust it for hygiene reasons. They do giveaways with purchase and points-gifts. Some brands even sell travel-size or deluxe sizes for much less than the big ones.

Interesting. I’ll have to dig.

Stowaway, like every non-PoC-owned makeup brand, doesn’t have enough shades (repeat after me: TAN IS NOT A FUCKING COLOR) and only has boring lipstick colors that will barely show up, if at all, on my pigmented lips. Nice try, though.

Thank glob for samples and generous return policies. I’m trying to clear out my product graveyard.

It probably doesn’t work \:

Deluxe samples and/or sizes at Sephora are my jam for this reason.

And seriously who wears makeup literally every single day? I wear it 5x a week, not every day. Definitely not on Sundays when I’m staying home with my foster kittens.

Fellow deluxe sample hoarder of mascara here. When mascara is small but high-quality and free or about the same price as a big ol’ drugstore tube that I’ll never finish, why not?

Eye re-wetting drops work even better than water. I am also cheap.

Oh, I wasn’t misunderstanding you, just projecting my own shit. I own that, and I’m sorry. Carry on.

Eh, I don’t know. I think “natural” and “fooling” style makeup can be boring and not everyone’s goal with their makeup. Maybe I’m just fatigued because I love me a bright/bold/unnatural lip and/or eye and people are always scolding me for wearing makeup that isn’t “naturally pretty” or whatever.

Ohhhhh, thanks for clarifying that, LOL.

When I wear a lot of makeup, it’s not to “fool” anyone. In fact, when I go “natural”, I usually finish with a bright lip because I want people to know how much work I put into my face, and others who like makeup can admire me and I can admire them back.

....Sephora doesn’t carry ELF though.

Maybe that’s why mine, that I asked to do in March and submitted back in April and followed up about earlier this month, never got posted: I like and know about makeup?

If my local Ultas had better lighting, more knowledgeable salespeople (and maybe some more variety in skintone with their salespeople so I can trust their recs), better customer support and stock (I seriously should not have to email CS to fucking beg for my birthday coupons, and then beg for a reply to my inquiry to

You’re not the only one.

None of my local Ultas have testers for much at all.