This song probably leads off every single one of Jared Fogle's Spotify playlists...

Tone policing black women is pretty damn white, and if you don’t want to be lumped in with Miley, maybe don’t engage in it yourself?

Ugh, no, he would be all disinterested the moment he finished, and would even be able to form a sentence before or after. Krakow would be much better in bed because he would be SO AMAZED that it was even happening, while Jordan had probably been hooking up with girls for years.

And she has a fantasy where her mom is Claire Huxtable and she illustrates ovulation with icing on a cake!

That’s from the beginning of the second Blossom episode, in which Blossom... well... blossoms. The poor kid can’t bring herself to buy tampons from a schoolmate who works in the drugstore, and when he picks them up, in her head they become gigantic!

We already have a good idea, from middle school on, how “Popular” figures in.

It’s time to try...

“Elphabalowjob”

I love Coco.

yep, I miss Better Off Ted so much. That’s the thing Netflix needs to produce.

I loved Better Off Ted!

I’d give you more stars, but I’m black, and the newly installed comment system in my office doesn’t register my skin tone.

I just finished rewatching the (woefully inadequate) two seasons on Netflix and am reminded again that it ended on an excruciating cliffhanger.

It’s a miracle!

CAN’T WAIT. The moment Kimmy screamed and slapped the Velcro out of Titus’s hand, I knew there was no mitigating my obsession with this show.

I really detest Camille Paglia and detest that she is still given such a platform. Interviewing me for Salon would have been more productive. Considering that I’m not a Yale educated scholar who has devoted decades of my life to talking about women’s relationships to society, that’s pretty fucking sad.

Also remember…

I used to like Khloe....:(

Graham Norton brings out the best in everyone.