That’s batshit!

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

If (when) he has a meltdown it will be the classiest, most luxurious one ever.

This is it. This is how the Holocaust started. The rhetoric is startlingly familiar if you’ve studied Hitler’s rise and the anti-Jewish propoganda used there and even here before we finally got involved. Trump and Carson and the rest of them aren’t funny anymore. It’s scary and people need to start calling this shit…

I am so on board with you here, when I heard\read the news my first reaction was “well, he did play it fast and loose for a while, its not that surprising.” And by fast and loose, I meant his judgement has always struck me as hap-hazard. Never much of one to air on the side of caution. And, probably not that informed…

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

It is, but once when my dog had a pussy sore I googled the term “pussy dog” and the results were horrifying.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M MAKING THIS UP!? I REALLY DID STAB SOMEONE FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL ON THE TV! NOW ELECT ME PRESIDENT DAMMIT BECAUSE I HAVE A CALM DEMEANOR THAT WILL GUIDE OUR GREAT NATION TO PROSPERITY!

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

Escalating to physical force is never a logical course of action to dealing with an insolent teenager.

“That’s supposed to be someone that’s going to protect us. Not somebody to be scared of.”

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

We had a cat that was 28 lbs. wasn’t fat, just big-boned. He would walk on the couch and step on my balls every time.