Spot-on.

It’s been some time since my high school class on government, but doesn’t Cruz need to get the nomination before he can tap someone to be his running mate? Oh riiiiight. This is the GOP. Reality really isn’t their jam.

At least the killer apologized?

The migraine experience is the dumbest idea ever. Do people really need to experience pain first hand to understand how it feels? Can people not just be empathetic?

Alternate headline suggestion: Little Ricky Gets His Fee Fees Bruised, Issues Incredibly Trifling Butthurt Response

Phew! I thought I was gonna have to Rachel Dolezal-up my audition. And maybe I’ll rethink using Public Enemy’s Fight the Power as my audition song.

Trump denies all kinds of things that are provably true! His cult followers don’t care about what’s true, right or decent. They only care about winning - not even winning so much as the PERCEPTION of having won. It’s the damnedest thing. You can’t even play a game of Rock Paper Scissors with these people because…

What did the CPAC do to make Trump drop out, and can the GOP do the same thing so he drops out of his whole candidacy? #pleaseohplease

SBC is a purveyor of stupid-funny. It’s his jam.

Didn’t I read that this suit had been dismissed? Did I dream that? I mean, I’m delighted it’s going forward, despite how abhorrent I find Janice Dickinson, no-one deserves to be violated like Cosby violated her. I just hope that all of her wacked-out reality TV antics haven’t decimated her credibility.

What should have been aborted is the choice for Hillary to wear that awful blouse thing. She looked like the hostess at a Chinese restaurant.

If I didn’t already love batties, this would’ve put me squarely in their corner.

Good. Let his waddle his bridge-traffic-jam-causing, petulant child ass back to Jersey, where, not coincidentally, they don’t want him, either. Fat bama can’t even get having a lap band right.

OMG that is SO mean!

It will also be “yooge.”

So they only have 7 days worth of love and respect for Lamar and the Kardashians. Good to know. I only have about 20 minutes worth.

I’d say probably 90% of us have no idea who she is.

Um, okay.

I fear that IS Trump’s wife. Well, his NEXT wife.

Hee! I believe this is what “unraveling” looks like.