SHEIK TAKE DOWN JABRONI SALAD BAR AND GIVE CHICKEN RESTAURANT A CAMEL CLUTCH.

I've got to agree. Maybe it's just me, but Jon just seemed so... exasperated, I guess? It was great, to be sure, but it felt like he's fed up and just plain tired of pointing out the same hypocritical bullshit time after time.

Obama loves America, just not as much as Giuliani loves 9/11

I will order from your bakery for all office parties, (3rd) baby showers and kid's school fundraisers. You will me rich.

So jelly.

"I'm kind of a big deal. I'm rape famous."

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

Or close both of them...all the the time. Cats like to target the eyes.

This review title reads like Doge wrote it.

I think it is implying that Bonet "felt" or "sense" something wasn't right and wanted to get away from his control.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Yup, that is always the answer. Guys who get that many girls get it because they are ALWAYS looking for it. Never taking a break. There was a guy in my (short-lived because they were awful) friend group who was like this. I hooked up with him early on in our friendship because I had just broken up with my…

The "hand clap" at 0:14-0:15, that's all that needs to be said.

THAT WHY GROG USE.

I love Coco an unreasonable amount. She is just the best. Plus her marriage to Ice T seems all kinds of wonderful.

Do you really get to decide whether your own heart is in the right place? I mean usually it's said by other people. I mean, maybe because it's just acknowledging that the non-heart parts of you were in the wrong place.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

I felt a rise of anger at the Bruce Jenner representation, and thinking of J-Law's forever-destroyed privacy. But what really got me steaming is HOW LITTLE THAT DOG LOOKS LIKE SLEEPING BEAUTY. It's now even more insulting that it took them so long to demonstrate Callie's Gandalf rabbit.

It's obviously sexual in nature. An act of violence perpetrated against someone's sexual identity is sexual in nature. Stop your trolling.

Open the door... to your... mystery date!