POINTS!

Ugh. I need a shower. And I just took a shower.

What a horrible way for me to find this out

My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

Naomi Campbell's shade game is en pointe.

Sorry VS, have to find someone else for your Tits n' Pony show.

You every had jaw pain....... ON WEEEEEEEEEEED?

Nah, sucking dicks is A-OK.

Man, I bet truck guy wishes he had a vine.

Friends of the victim also said he was just a good ol' boy never meanin' no harm.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.