She didn’t ask to be famous? Is that why she went around the country lecturing teens about abstinence and then went on Dancing with the Stars? Also, she was clearly already pregnant when SHE dumped her fiance. Now she says “Don’t lecture me,” which essentially translates to “Screw as I say, not as I screw.” Next time…

But she’s been pretty consistent about catching sperm, so y’know.. there’s that.

Huh? What does this have to do with anything?

I love when someone thinks they understand a comment and doesn’t realize it’s a reference to something else, so they get all bent out of shape.

LOLLOLOL. Well, I’m female so... nope. You’re WAAAAAAAY off the mark. But thanks for stopping by to play Moral Police. Playing pretend is fun!

I hope birthing this one rips her from her p to her a.

Only Bobby Jindal has a lower approval rating in his state than Christie has in Jersey. Neither seem to be able to take a hint.

For Chrissakes, just let her be, Anna! She can date anyone she wants - why is that such a threat to you? Your commentary on whether or not she’ll continue to date women wasn’t asked for or needed. STFU Anna, you old, overdone windbag.

Hey man, at least he has the decency to be ashamed of his ancestors.

There’s a special place in hell for those people.

If there is any karmic justice, this creep will forget about splooging into his hat and will put it on when he gets off exits the train.

But... but... the sanctity of marriage!

How is this “news?” When people have to take out a loan just to go grocery shopping, or when your pesky ‘eating to sustain your life’ habit causes you to have to file for bankruptcy, there’s obviously some overcharging going on.

I’m strung out on the stuff, too. Puppy Squee, Kitten Squee, Bunny Squee... I’ve become so indiscriminate how I get my fix that I’m using baby animals I met online and don’t even KNOW to get mine. I’ll use elephant calves, tiny baby bats, sugar gliders, squirrels in horse head masks, even random gerbils to get my…

Hell yeah! Give Mo’ne ALL OF THE MONEY!!

It’s his parents. And the drug is “pretentious bullshit.”

I’m so sick of the lame argument that the confederate battle flag should be flown to “honor Southern heritage.” No. No it shouldn’t. In much the same way nobody in Germany is still flying Nazi flags - even though lots of people’s ancestors fought and died in WWII and it’s part of German history, Germans recognize that…

What a dolt. There’s a reason jeggings exist. That reason is IN ORDER TO NOT GET TRAPPED IN YOUR PANTS.

This is a photo of someone getting high on puppies. Soft ears and new-puppy-smell are powerful stimulants. The street name for this stuff is “Squee.”

Heavy, heavy, heaaaaaavvvvy! It’s Neal from The Young Ones!