WHAT??? You mean to tell me that I’ll no longer be able to spend exorbitant amounts of money on handcrafted fabric bags filled with dead leaves that don’t do anything but stink up my house?

I will fucking rape you to death!

It is FAR too easy to villify Courtney Love because she’s just so damned insufferable. It has always felt to me like Tom Grant invented some low-hanging fruit and then decided to pick it.

Yeah, but she also said she was black. Soooo....

Unlike Anita in West Side Story, Rachel Dolezal is too light to pass. But I know exactly how she did anyway. If I were to say that I’m black, who is gong to step to me and go, “PROVE IT!” Pretty much nobody, despite me obviously being a whiter shade of pale.

LeDong

Aw jeez, it’s finally happened. I didn’t understand a single word of this headline and I’ve officially become my mom.

I was in Danville doing a summer season of repertory theater. And it wasn’t so much “disgust” that I felt, as it was the whole “You look funny with your dyed auburn hair and your black clothes, missy. You ain’t from around these parts, are ya?” vibe I got everywhere I went. (Imagine a San Francisco native/Haight…

Indeed, she’ll live through it. But c’mon.. The Queen & prince stay in extravagant suites of 5-star hotels. I don’t think George or Amal spend a whole lot of time in cluttered suburban American kitchens with a crooked old clock on the wall! I’m not saying they’re snobs - just that this isn’t the world they’re…

And so it goes. Idiots are always too much of an idiot to know they’re idiots. Case and point: this idiot and the Duggars.

Those aren’t different

But also, I spent 3 months in Kentucky once. ONCE.

Ha! San Francisco. So it’s not arrogance so much as it is pretentiousness.

There are 2 things in this photo that I’m in love with. Neither are George Clooney.

I wouldn’t have guessed she weighs anywhere near 160. She must be tall, because she’s definitely not overweight.

But... why hath god forsaken the Duggars now? The Jesusy always like to credit their deity for getting them through trials and tribulations, but they never seem to blame god or Jesus for causing the bad thing to happen to them in the first place. “It was divine intervention and God’s hand that saved me from continuing…

This father’s actions are so deeply egregious on so many levels, it’s hard to know where to begin. A 13-year-old girl feeling like an outcast usually has a lot to do with appearance and popularity at school. There are few creatures on Earth that are more relentlessly cruel to each other than 13-14 year olds,…

I don’t even think the only descriptive word that comes to mind when I saw this is actually a word, but I feel compelled to say it anyway: GUMPY. This guy is a mashup of goofy and dumpy.

Vote Front-Butt in 2016!

Really, what more does this skank have to say? It’s not like if NBC pays her enough, she’ll confess to murdering her daughter, which we all know she did. So, how much scratch is telling the same old lie to a national audience worth?