Super jelly. The one by my house was turned into a Ross (which I ain’t mad at, but I miss B & N!)

Um.. I was actually referring to the fact that her husband is dead. I have a parent that age(ish). You don’t need to tell me they still fuck. My dad telling me is enough.

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that it’s been a substantial amount of time since Dr. Ruth had any practical need for sexual mores. Her views on consent reflect that. The fact is, (and I don’t need a doctorate to know I’m right on this one thing) consent can be withdrawn during sex, if one party wants to. The idea…

You still have a brick & mortar Barnes & Noble to go to? You’re more fortunate than you may realize! Waiting until the 9th is nothin’ compared to waiting for an Amazon order to arrive!

Sepp Blatter (I still can’t believe that’s a human being’s name) will be stepping down from FIFA so he can spend more time with Dennis Hastert & Josh Duggar.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think she resembles Janice Dickenson, but less plastic (even though there’s probably been just as much work done). These photos have totally and completely eclipsed the “news” of Kim’s second kid. Love it!

He’s standing in front of a painting of himself wearing the same suit & tie as he is in the painting - and even the artist who did that portrait couldn’t paint him accurately without including the... how shall I say... distinctly short-bus-walrus vibe he gives off.

I don’t think the woman felt entitled to a hug. I think the woman knew what the answer would be to her hug request and was making a point: Ann Coulter will lie about having a cold to get out of human contact with someone who she views as beneath her.

You mean the church inadvertently told the truth? I hate when that happens!

Yeah.. I’m bad at paying attention. I was thinking of the 2012 election, not the 2008 one. Which I wouldn’t have been, had I paid attention to the article. I think I just wanted an excuse to type “Santorum” a couple times. Because... santorum.

Good eye. I thought they were referring to the 2012 election, not the 2008 one. I... should really pay better attention!!

Hmm. The candidate is running again, but is it one that is presumed to be running, or one that has already announced? Because if it’s a presumed-but-as-yet-unannounced candidate, my first guess would be either Rand Paul or Mike Huckabee. But if it’s Santorum, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Because... Santorum.

Y’know, you make a good point. I looked it up and you’re right - children of former presidents only continue to get Secret Service protection until they’re 16, not for life. However, Malia still has a year and a half of SS security detail and will probably be 18 by the time her father is out of office.

The Obamas would never hear the end of it if they sent Malia to KENYA of all places. “Malia goes back to her father’s birthplace” all the FoxNews headlines would shriek.

I’m sure she’s fine. If she even knows about this wack-a-doo, she’s gonna have Secret Service detail for the rest of her life. I’m sure she ain’t sweatin’ it.

He seems nice.

Scott Walker and his ilk are nothing more than fuckin’ sexual sadists. If he genuinely thinks having a foreign object crammed into a woman’s genitals is so neato, why would he want to let the ladies have all the cool stuff? Let’s find something to stuff up Scott’s pee-pee against his will and then let him tell…

Nobody will ever top Jermaine Jackson’s son’s name. Jermajesty. Jermajesty. Jermajesty Jackson. It’s like he didn’t want his kid to even have a chance, man.

Oh hey, thanks for putting a face on my forever-nightmares.

<slow, reverent applause>