The fish is by far the least slimy thing in that picture. 

And what’s the deal with the thumb-through sleeves? Is that some sort of outdoorswoman cosplaying?

Look at that pic — How could anyone touch that thing? It’s so slimy and gross. Kimberly sweetheart, you need to boil that hand.

it seems serena finds new ways to make me proud almost daily. she is such an amazing woman, and i believe, a great mother. olympia is such a cutie pie!

You gotta be a pretty racist fucker to want to work for ICE, and most racist fuckers are also terrible people with horrifying habits. That’s all I have to say.

Ummm, no.

More proof trump was right all the time.

After my top 4 (someone helpfully reminded me that I’d forgotten the dumpster fire that is CB Bucknor), I would say Cuzzi leads my list of dishonorable mentions. 

My opinion of the umpires union is only a micron higher than my opinion of police unions.

That's a solid list. I’d like to throw Phil fuckin’ Cuzzi onto that bonfire.

You are vastly underestimating current advances in Derp Learning, e.g. AlphaMale Zero.

Computers can totally handle the ball and strike calls, but it’s their AI’s inability to manufacture sufficiently batshit insane petty grudges that’s holding back the robot umpiring revolution.

Does the umpires health plan not cover therapy or meds or something?  This guy needs to take some time off and think things over.

I don’t follow baseball closely enough to know why but it still amazes me the lengths of unprofessionalism that MLB will tolerate from its officiating crew.

To>torchbearer2

Though narcissism is widely considered far more prevalent in men, it’s not exclusive to them.

I also survived a narcisstic abuser.

Unless you’re being really sarcastic and it just went over my head, you can take your star back cause I don’t want it.

This is giving me PTSD flashbacks of my first step mother. Emotionally abusive and cruelly manipulative, she spent years tormenting me, making insinuations about my mother, insulting my brothers and emasculating my father.