I try to say the nicest thing I possibly can about them which is, “they died for what they believed in.”

That’s an enviable characteristic to Midwestern and Great Lakes white people: the square jaw. He probably won based on that jawline, and whatever backwards Rust Belt fascist politics he espouses.

Perpetual mumps or a seriously botched forceps delivery, at a guess. Could also have a chipmunk, hamster, or some other member of the gerbil/rodent genus in the family tree somewhere. Hard to rule out anything at this point.

You see, all of the brain matter that he was born with at the top of his head leaked through his skull and then pooled at the bottom of his head around the jaw.

What happened to his head?

THIS. He is special; fuck everyone else. It’s the Repub mantra.

“How we govern our state is not something that should change based on someone’s unique circumstances, like mine,” Barrett said.

The ghost of Herman Cain approves this message.

I will post this on every. single. article. like this one.

The more stories like these that I read, the more I think that the Republican party has finally found a way to Start Making America Great.

I believe this is the hill he wants other people to die on; he expects God and the medical community to save him.

So this is literally the hill he wants to die on? Sounds like it couldn’t happen to a better person.

That explains why she’s holding the gun the correct way. Her husband’s a veteran and she probably is too.

When this bitch got back in her car and ran, you could see a new form of terror over her eyes...”oh shit, I’m a Karen, and they got me on video”

At least she’s living her truth now, openly. I remember certain male rappers (e.g., MC Ren) made punchlines about her way back when. I still wish she was making new music. Her, Missy, Lyte, Latifah. Come back, for sure.

Well, AOC just endorsed his opponent in the primary, so will be interesting to see if that translates to actual votes.

(And as long as you’re making those coins, they probably won’t). I shouldn’t say that, but it’s no secret that having money makes some people act right.

Good for you, sister and West Side Chicago represent!

At some point the black delegation is going to have to settle on a name for male Karens